Why Indians do not use TP*…

(Sadhguru’s anecdote – retold as far as I remember)

Once upon a time there was a British officer who was well known and very popular in the Indian Army. The day before he retired his whole Indian company made a great party and every women of the soldiers cooked with all the Indian flavours and of course the spice! The British officer loved the food and ate and ate and ate…
But on the next morning the Indian soldiers could hear a loud yell from the toilet. It was the British officer who shouted: Man, it burns as hell! Now I know why you Indians use water instead of toilet paper, because the toilet paper would catch on fire…

*TP = Toilet paper